You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
Not taking any chances
I want to spoil someone. I want to take them on cute dates and hold their hand. I want to cuddle with them and then have great sex. I want to be like “hey that’s my girl” and show them off to the whole wide world.
Can you roll your tongue like this?
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank
This was on the news today, are you kidding me?
WHAT THE FUCK
common sense, really
That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.